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The Conservatives have defined the debate for quite some time.

They've done a good job of inverting liberal words. Like (cough) compassionate (cough - I think I just threw up in my mouth) conservativsm.

They've also been really good at spewing crazy shit that the media is dumb enough to respond to. Scott McClellan, anyone?

But wait. Katrina has changed things.

Last week. The Boston Globe runs an excellent op-ed crowning the All NEW Affirmative Action - you know, the one where Bush and his rich, incompentent* buddies run the government.

Also last week. I get an email from UCLA Alumni Assoc. Turns out this very vanilla named organization is actually protecting the student body from Radicalism. Student Radicalism. And the stakes have never been higher warns Andrew Jones, the genius behind this very necessary organization.

Jones masterminded the first ever Affirmative Action Bake Sale on UCLA Campus in 2003, wherein the same cookies cost Latino and Black females 25 cents, on a scale all the way up to $2 for white and Asian men.

Come on, that's kind of funny.

This is what some silly Democrat said, "I am deeply saddened and disheartened at the activities of the Bruin Republicans." And then The Daily Bruin ran an article quoting that silly Democrat. But that was then.

This is now. I propose a NEW Affirmative Action bake sale, wherein only oil barons, rich texans and Arabian horse show judges get cookies.

And no matter how much Andrew Jones licks their boots or votes for them, he will never, ever get a god damn cookie.

*Except when it comes to blowing lines off hooker boots - I'm sure Brownie is a champion horse at that one.