Thursday, October 06, 2005
The NEW Affirmative Action recruits woman
Harriet Ellan Miers 2100 O Street NW
Objective: To find a man, I mean employer, who appreciates my hard work and will encourage me to grow within the country, er company.
WORK EXPERIENCE
Government/Public Office:
White House Counsel for the Office of the President. 2004.
Employer: George Bush.
Deputy Chief of Staff of Policy. 2003.
Employer: George Bush.
Assistant to the President and Staff Secretary. 2001 - 2003.
Employer: George Bush
Texas Lottery Commission. 1995 - 2000.
Employer: George Bush
Counsel. George Bush Gubernatoral Campaign. 1993 - 4.
Employer: George Bush
Dallas City Council. 1989 - 91.
Employer: Dallas voters.
Private Sector:
George Bush's personal lawyer. 1990's - 2001.
Employer: George Bush.
Co-managing Partner. 1970's - 2001.
Employer: Locke Lidell & Sapp Law Firm.
*Internally promoted.
Judiciary Experience:
Thirty years ago I once clerked for a judge in Dallas. Does that count?
Supreme Court Lawyer Experience:
NONE
Related and/or Even Remotely Relevant Experience:
George W. and I are really close. He understands me like no one else. Ever. Has.
Sexual Experience:
I wholly support overturning Roe vs. Wade. Those sluts are gonna get what they deserve when I'm sitting pretty on the bench and they are barefoot and pregnant. HA HA. Who's laughing now?
EDUCATION
Hillcrest High School, 1959 -63. I was a doer that did not try to be in the popular kids, except when I took their midterms for them (Reese Witherspoon's character in "Election" was actually based on my life).
Clubs: National Honor Society, Captain of Girls' Tennis Team, Yearbook Committee
Southern Methodist University, 1963-67. Undergrad: Mathematics.
1967-69. Law Degree.
WHAT EMPLOYERS ARE SAYING ABOUT ME:
"She puts her clients needs ahead of everything" - partner at Locke, Liddell & Sapp
"A pit bull in size six shoes" - George W.
"She's all about the president." - Margaret Spellings, White House Staff.
COMMUNITY INTERESTS
Employer: George Bush.
Deputy Chief of Staff of Policy. 2003.
Employer: George Bush.
Assistant to the President and Staff Secretary. 2001 - 2003.
Employer: George Bush
Texas Lottery Commission. 1995 - 2000.
Employer: George Bush
Counsel. George Bush Gubernatoral Campaign. 1993 - 4.
Employer: George Bush
Dallas City Council. 1989 - 91.
Employer: Dallas voters.
Private Sector:
George Bush's personal lawyer. 1990's - 2001.
Employer: George Bush.
Co-managing Partner. 1970's - 2001.
Employer: Locke Lidell & Sapp Law Firm.
*Internally promoted.
Judiciary Experience:
Thirty years ago I once clerked for a judge in Dallas. Does that count?
Supreme Court Lawyer Experience:
NONE
Related and/or Even Remotely Relevant Experience:
George W. and I are really close. He understands me like no one else. Ever. Has.
Sexual Experience:
I wholly support overturning Roe vs. Wade. Those sluts are gonna get what they deserve when I'm sitting pretty on the bench and they are barefoot and pregnant. HA HA. Who's laughing now?
EDUCATION
Hillcrest High School, 1959 -63. I was a doer that did not try to be in the popular kids, except when I took their midterms for them (Reese Witherspoon's character in "Election" was actually based on my life).
Clubs: National Honor Society, Captain of Girls' Tennis Team, Yearbook Committee
Southern Methodist University, 1963-67. Undergrad: Mathematics.
1967-69. Law Degree.
WHAT EMPLOYERS ARE SAYING ABOUT ME:
"She puts her clients needs ahead of everything" - partner at Locke, Liddell & Sapp
"A pit bull in size six shoes" - George W.
"She's all about the president." - Margaret Spellings, White House Staff.
COMMUNITY INTERESTS
- Evangelical Christian
- Celebrated Patron of Valley View Church in Dallas, TX: currently Pastor Ron Key is lobbying God on my behalf
- Contributed at least $31,000 to George W., the majority of my political contributions
- Served as President of the Dallas Bar Assoc. and the State Bar of Texas
- I fly home to Texas any weekend I can and I am a Texan through and through
Excellent reference available upon request
This resume was compiled from reports on Ms. Miers from The Washington Post, Slate Magazine, Wonkette, Wikipedia and USA Today.
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Nice, how many more judges do you think he will be able to appoint. Nobody seem to realize this is a life time appointment. Bush is in effect making sure that his beliefs and dogma will be with us for the next 30 years. I find that very very frightening.
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