Thursday, November 10, 2005

 

We Have a Right to Know

White House News Conference, 11:00AM Eastern Standard Time
REPORTER: The American People have a right to know how many Bush Adminstration officials it takes to screw in a light bulb.

SCOTT MCCLELLAN: There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving daily.

R: You're not answering the question.

SM: Any reports of its lack of incandescence are spin - pure politics. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort.

R: It's my duty as a reporter to ask these hard hitting questions.
SM: Why do you hate freedom?

* Shamelessly ripped off a joke that appeared in my inbox this morning...

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